Lady Gaga Jokes

If Lady Gaga is all about being “Born This Way”, why does she try so hard to be different? Q: What does Lady Gaga hate Hitler? A: Because he’s Papa Nazi Q: Why did Lady Gaga win so many awards? A: Because she’s eligible for the male and female categories. Q: How do you impress Lady Gaga? A: Just Dance Q: Why is Lady Gaga in a bad mood? A: Because she had Bad Romance! Q: What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? A: One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber. Q: What was Lady Gaga’s profession before she started singing? A: Male Stripper! Q: Why did cow crossed the road? A: Because he didn’t want Lady Gaga to wear his meat! Q: How do you make Lady Gaga cry? A: Poke her face! Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover? A: Sometimes it’s named ‘Lady Gaga’, and you know its crap! Q: Why is Lady Gaga a fan of the comic book hero “Wolverine”? A: Because they are both Ex-Men! Q: How do you wake up lady gaga? A: Poke her face. Q: How does lady gaga like her steak? A: Raw raw raw raw raw. Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him. Q: Why is Lady Gaga like Ms. Pac-man! A: Just a token and she’s ready to swallow! Q: What hurts more a womans period or a kicking a man in the balls? A: Just ask Lady Gaga! Q: Why wasn’t Anderson Cooper surprised when Lady Gaga said “I smoke a lot of pot when I write music.”? A: He assumes she gets high while dressing herself! Q: Why is there no denying that Lady Gaga is a man? A: Lady Gaga showed everyone his meat at the 2010 MTV Awards! Q: Why is Lady Gaga’s nickname “Shotgun”? A: Give him a cock and she’ll Blow! Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: Poke her face. Q: Name 3 things that Lady Gaga has that Chaz Bono does not? A: Singing talent, good looks, and a penis! A teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has “Bad Poker Face” Doctor: Nope it is Herpes! Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts and blonde wig , primary suspect is Lady Gaga. One day lady gaga went to the store dressed like a horse. The cashier didn’t recognize her and said, “Dude, why the long face?” And lady gaga said, “Cuz I was born this way!” Lady Gaga Bar Jokes Boyfriend/Girlfriend Daughter: Hey mom,I’m going to my room with my latino boyfriend. Mom: Ok, don’t do anything stupid. (Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom) Daughter/Boyfriend: Don’t Call My Name, Don’t Call My Name, Alejandro (Mom run’s into the bedroom) Mom: What are you doing?! Daughter: We are having sex! Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Lady Gaga WTF Two odd looking guys are sitting in a small cafe when a third guy decides to join them They all get into a heated conversation about their physical attributes. One says: I’ve got the smallest arm in the world! Another says: I’ve got the smallest head in the world! The last one says: I’ve got the smallest dick in the world! The 3 guys decide to go to Guinness World Records office. The first one goes in and returns happy: I’ve really got the smallest arm in the world! The second returns happy too: I’ve really, got the smallest head of the world! The last one returns angry and screams: WHO? THE FUCK IS? Lady Gaga? Lady Gaga Pick Up Lines: “Let’s play a love game, I’ll be Alejandro, you can be Lady Gaga and I’ll let you take a ride on my disco stick! “Do you play Farmville? ‘Cause you grew some big melons!” “Hey babe we go together like Lady Gaga and #1 records!” “Baby girl, your like Lady Gaga’s single “Poker Face” (Why’s that?) Cause I just can’t get you out of my head!

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